Leigh
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“Not exactly “accidental” but when I was 15 my mom was snooping through my phone and found a text that said: “I wish I could have a girl with boobs so big I could suffocate in them,” that was a cool fun time for me.”—Fu*kinWalkinParadox
12.
“That would be when my sister saw my vag. We recently reconnected. We had been estranged because of my absolutely insane mother. We were laughing, talking, just generally catching up on 20 years of life, and of course, we were showing one another pictures of our families/houses/friends. I thought “oh, I’ll pull up google photos because then she can just open albums and see each person or whatever all at a time” and I FORGOT that one of the albums is called “naughty” and Google photos chose a VERY naughty pic for the album cover despite my begging it to choose another. I had the app open to an album of kid pics when I handed it over. She closed the album, swiped to see what other albums she wanted to look at, and I heard “….oh…” She told her fiancé we got to know one another REALLY well in that first meeting.”—infinitejezebel
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“Dude I used to lift with. His phone is face-up on the floor next to the bench bar. Literally every day at the gym she’d be texting pics of everything. What’s funnier is she’d be texting him, “Come home to have this” and he’d just keep lifting… it was odd.”—mysticalfruit
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“Way back when I was playing a bunch of World of Warcraft. This was back when people were making funny machinima youtube videos constantly, and I had them downloaded to my computer so I could show my friends. Then one day, I set-up a very early version of Plex (video streaming software) on my computer, and I hook-up my TV for a small party. Little did I know, Plex scans your media library and then runs out to the internet to find a cover image that Plex thinks matches your movies so that you have a thumbnail to click when you want to watch that video. For some of my WoW youtube videos, it found pictures of Orcs and Elves f—king and threw that up on the screen. The girl I liked at the party: “What the f—k is that?” Me, borderline speechless: “… I have no f—king idea.”—Luckboy28
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“In my younger years working in desktop support we had a guy complaining that his computer was running slow… it was literally full of horse porn. This was back in the 90mhz Pentium days and long before people had anything better than a 57.7 (correction 56k) baud modem in their house. I had to show my boss and point out that obviously, this guy was using company bandwidth (we had a fractured T1 at the time that we payed out the nose for) to download non-work-related material onto his company laptop… clearly in the office. This was also the same dude who got caught putting breast milk in his coffee… so there may have been a few issues there…”—mysticalfruit
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“Not me, but a friend of mine was living with his dad, and they only had one computer in the house (this was 15+ years ago). My friend was showing his dad how to do something on the computer and they opened up Windows Media Player. Somehow it started playing the last video watched… which was a lesbian porn video that my friend had been watching.”—DeathSpiral321
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“I was at a pool party and someone asked if they could use my iPod for the music, I obliged. He found a playlist with some songs he liked and put it in. I didn’t realize it when the music started but about halfway through making that particular playlist I experienced some heartache, so suddenly the pool party heard “Unbreak My Heart by Toni Braxton. I ran out of the pool and was like “oh how’d that happen? Weird” and put in some metal. Smooth. If it happened today I’d just own it and laugh but 17-18 year old me was embarrassed.”—soulfister
18.
“Was talking to some cute girl, it was going well, and gave her my phone to add me on Facebook. Her profile was the first profile on the recent Facebook searches…”—Piano9717
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“I was out of curiosity checking out my friend’s gf on Facebook. Like not stalking her or sexualizing her. I met her once, she seemed nice, wanted to see what she was all about. My friend knocked on my door and I answered and he came in my room and I just wasn’t thinking about what I was doing because it was harmless. Then he saw my screen and was like “why the f—k are you checking out my gf”. —PMme_bobs_n_vagene
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“I didn’t show this, but it was shown to me. I worked at a fast-food chain as their IT guy but started in one of the stores in the chain and was known by all of the elderly regulars there. One of them asks me for help with something on his phone (accessing his email or something to that effect) and I instructed him to open his web browser on his phone and search for something. The very first auto-fill response that came up was “I accidentally impregnated my step-daughter.” Edit: For those that are curious, I do not know if he did, in fact, impregnate his step-daughter.”—Jabenero
