COVID has changed the game of job descriptions and hiring practices — and I would argue that it changed it for the better. We’re hearing a lot of “nobody wants to work” but the reality seems to be that nobody wants to work for trash wages and garbage conditions.
And in my opinion, it’s high time we make that change.
So let us join together to mock the sh*t out of these crappy job postings!
1. Below market salary? Naw

2. Less than LA’s Minimum Wage

3. Gift cards and a threat!

4. This is an MLM

5. WTH is a servant’s heart?

6. PTO is not touchy feely

7. Not legal.

8. 55 hour weeks

9. Marketing position. This is for a MARKETING position.

10. Nanny. Also, this isn’t legal.

11. 0 room for mental health
12. Holy crap, what a terrible thing to do
13. ONE person
14. Well, this is creepy AF
15. PASS.
16. The worst description
17. This can’t be right
18. Jesus, I hate him

19. Yuck

