We all know sex is great. We’ve been adults on this plant a while now, so, like. WE GET IT. But some people really like shouting this stuff from the rooftops and, you know, Jeremy, we do not need to know about your exploits.
But it’s kind of funny to scroll through a list of people being totally ridiculous and middle-schooler-ish about having sex, so we’ve compiled some of the best examples for you. Have a laugh! Let us know what your favorite one was in the comments below.
1. Poor Doordash
boozypeach 2. Stop flexing
Uncultured_Fett 3. Mid 30s
Keltadin 4. Girl, relax
throwitawaybitch1998 5. Handbag review??
CaptTeebs 6. Who cares?
Legitimate-Plum-4959 7. *eye roll*
PrettySarah1 8. TMI, dude
ForgottenPhenom 9. Addiction
greytshirt4ever 10. Sure, this happened
Dumdemiboy 11. Sorry mom
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/ekhxe5/desperate_is_an_understatement/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
12. Starting 2020
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/eiecz9/a_guy_i_havent_spoken_to_in_a_while_decided_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
13. The response
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/f6feor/the_reply_says_it_all/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
14. Thank you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/cdx9bu/thanks_for_the_info_dude/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=title&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=526f6aaf2cb341cd990956c8fe60af23&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=cdx9bu
15. A break
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/eyifn2/sex_is_having/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=media&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=697d15a777ac4947aff2718767bebb0e&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=eyifn2
16. Dog passed
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/e460ix/my_friends_dog_just_died/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=media&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=a9d9987dac5f489c9dc6327ead1c238c&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=e460ix
17. It is not, Mike
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/cq4f0t/immediately_left_swiped/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=media&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=096b8f2fe56b4303b26d21d753d1ada4&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=cq4f0t
18. Morning sex
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/d38h7w/tmi_sis/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=media&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=84e95ab03774491cb2e5ba0e12f78296&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=d38h7w
19. Casually slid in there with that
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/ch7gb2/found_one_in_the_wild_i_guess_its_only_good_after/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=media&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=16b3198a26e64dc498b04385fac66a6c&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=ch7gb2
20. Men are disgusting
https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/fgsb4u/wish_i_had_his_life_s/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=media&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=41742d2fa33b4dc9bf8eef7c2820f71f&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=fgsb4u
