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“We Get It, You Have Sex” — 20 Times People Humblebragged About Their Sex Lives

We all know sex is great. We’ve been adults on this plant a while now, so, like. WE GET IT. But some people really like shouting this stuff from the rooftops and, you know, Jeremy, we do not need to know about your exploits.

But it’s kind of funny to scroll through a list of people being totally ridiculous and middle-schooler-ish about having sex, so we’ve compiled some of the best examples for you. Have a laugh! Let us know what your favorite one was in the comments below.

1. Poor Doordash

boozypeach

2. Stop flexing

Uncultured_Fett

3. Mid 30s

Keltadin

4. Girl, relax

throwitawaybitch1998

5. Handbag review??

CaptTeebs

6. Who cares?

Legitimate-Plum-4959

7. *eye roll*

PrettySarah1

8. TMI, dude

ForgottenPhenom

9. Addiction

greytshirt4ever

10. Sure, this happened

Dumdemiboy

11. Sorry mom

12. Starting 2020

13. The response

14. Thank you.

15. A break

16. Dog passed

17. It is not, Mike

18. Morning sex

19. Casually slid in there with that

20. Men are disgusting