“We Get It, You Have Sex” — 20 Times People Humblebragged About Their Sex Lives

We all know sex is great. We’ve been adults on this plant a while now, so, like. WE GET IT. But some people really like shouting this stuff from the rooftops and, you know, Jeremy, we do not need to know about your exploits.

But it’s kind of funny to scroll through a list of people being totally ridiculous and middle-schooler-ish about having sex, so we’ve compiled some of the best examples for you. Have a laugh! Let us know what your favorite one was in the comments below.

1. Poor Doordash

2. Stop flexing

3. Mid 30s

4. Girl, relax

5. Handbag review??

6. Who cares?

7. *eye roll*

8. TMI, dude

9. Addiction

10. Sure, this happened

11. Sorry mom

Desperate is an understatement from ihavesex

12. Starting 2020

A guy I haven’t spoken to in a while decided to celebrate New Years with me from ihavesex

13. The response

The reply says it all from ihavesex

14. Thank you.

Thanks for the info dude. from ihavesex

15. A break

Sex is having from ihavesex

16. Dog passed

My friend’s dog just died from ihavesex

17. It is not, Mike

immediately left swiped from ihavesex

18. Morning sex

TMI sis from ihavesex

19. Casually slid in there with that

Found one in the wild. I guess it’s only good after sex. from ihavesex

20. Men are disgusting

Wish i had his life /s from ihavesex