Hannah Riley
Ah, the shower is a wonderful place to relax, clean yourself, and remember every fight you ever had and think about how you could have won it. Shower thoughts happen because our brain finally gets a chance to completely relax without any distractions and perform a ritual it’s done so many times. That relaxation gives you plenty of time to reflect on the crushing weight of the world and come up with bizarre thoughts like these.
1. They’re permanently dirty now.
2. We’re waiting!
3. And their very proud mothers.
4. So do I.
5. One brick is good for attacking and running.
6. And don’t be afraid to leave some extra money.
7. The best day an animator has.
8. Strange how it’s almost like they’re wrong.
9. Until it’s time to embarrass me.
10. Almost like poverty pays your bills.
11. I take one bite from both sides.
12. Pretty hot, honestly!
13. Hope it’s me!
14. Unless everyone gets cool about some stuff.
15. Or if you’re a 1920’s newspaper boy.
16. And under air?
17. Just don’t use your fingernail.
18. Not a day over 25.
19. That’s nasty.
20. Not everything is about you.
