Kate Hackett
99% of the time, my user name has no good story. It’s two words I smooshed together because ??? or I was 14 and loved a movie or something stupid.
NOT THE FOLKS OF REDDIT.
u/Wesssel_ asked the Reddit community:
“What is the story behind your username?”
And we’ve picked the absolute best of the best tales. I stand in awe.
1. Clever
Poo My Pants.
2. The simplicity
I took my name backwards and added a D
3. Oh no
I was a new swim instructor but i wasn’t very good, so they would put me in the middle of the pool and make the kids swim up to me. They called me the human pylon that summer lol it sorta stuck
4. Awww
It reminds me to stay sober. Have for 23 years now!
5. Oh geez.
I put my full name in on if those elvish name creators when LOTR just came out in theaters 20 years ago and I have used it since.
6. Well, truth?
I Can Never Remember What Day It Is.
7. Got mad
Got fed up as all the Username were already taken.
8. A MISTAKE
The absence of Bad Disco Janet is a glaring error in the The Good Place I had to rectify.
9. Dog’s name
My dog’s name is Brutus. So it just felt fitting.
10. Homages
Futurama.
11. This is *chef kiss*
I have a Masters that I received on May the 4th. My name is Juan. Big Star Wars fan.
12. History
Roman emperors doing butt stuff
13. Auto-gen
Idk mine was auto generated and I’m a little mad I can’t change it
14. Oh well!
Saw it written on a piece of paper on my dad’s desk and thought it sounded cool. Later on few years down the road my dads laughing while I’m playing BF on Xbox because he saw my name and said that used to be his password for his pornsite accounts 🙃 I had already been using it for a while so it’s stuck.
15. Lack of
I’m generally a pretty chipper person but one day my friend said you’re lacking your sunshine today when I was in a bad mood and I loved the way it sounded. That was the day I also created my Reddit account.
16. Nuns
My life in 3 words.
17. My heart!
I wanted people to share wholesome content with me.
18. Was there?
There was a spider baby in a pram.
19. Surprise me
People used to tell me I surprise them in different ways sometimes.
20. Agreed
I really hate wearing pants.
