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My grandparents won $10000 at the casino, and they told all of their children (and presumably gave them some of that money) except my dad. My dad is a dick so I didn’t tell him either.—u/3-methylbutylacetate
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Probably the funniest was on a camping trip with the boys. I have sleep apnea and use a cpap machine. I overheard a couple of my mates talking about smoking a joint and hotboxing me through the air intake of my cpap machine.—u/anonymous_DoDoBeDoDo
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My mum’s boyfriend sloppily trying to f—k my mum all drunk as sh—t whilst we’re all sharing the same f—king Hotel room. I was 13.—u/ScizorSisters
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Not me, but my wife heard her boyfriend having sex with her best friend. This was obviously long before we met.—u/TheDeadGunslinger
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My mom and aunt talking, thinking 10 year old me was asleep.
Aunt, “Little Runs_N_Goses is so cute.”
Mom, ” No, he’s not very good looking at all.”—u/Runs_N_Goses
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When I was a wee tot, I pretended to be asleep in the family room so I wouldn’t have to actually go to bed and once my parents were distracted, I could keep watching TV.
I then got to hear my dad proposition my mom for couch sex…it’s been many years so I don’t remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of “hop on Pop.”—u/bota08
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I was a camp counselor… two girls very much liked to make hot or not lists. One of them suggested a male counselor was hot, and the other said he was saying mean things about me behind my back, which made him not hot. Hurt to hear that from my campers, but glad they supported me.—u/ClumsyValkyrie
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My sisters soon to be fiance wanking while saying her name—u/nogerelli
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My family were staying at a friends house and had to share a room. My dad comes to bed hammered and says to my mum something along the lines of does it impress you that I’m this drunk and can still perform. I actually wanted to die—u/Friendly__egg
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My parents discussing whether or not I was gay, and exploring where they went wrong with raising me (too many hugs). Edit: this really blew up and I’ve got a lot of people wondering whether or not I’m gay. For the record, I am straight and have had sex with a bunch of girls! Take that mom and dad.—u/Needyouradvice93