Standing in line at the deli. He was in front of me. I bumped my cart into his and said, HEY! After staring at me for what seemed like 10 minutes, all he could muster was, “I’m married now,” What a tool.
10.
Best friends birthday party. We’d broken up, she started dating my best friend and he invited us both to his birthday party. It was painfully awkward.
11.
On a festival. We used to have a long-distance relationship and running into each other more than once during a musicfestival that had 50 000 other visitors was just crazy. I had a new boyfriend at the time with me and it was all just really awkward. You don’t really expect to ever see them again once you end a long distance relationship.
12.
At a bdsm party. She and I weren’t particularly kinky while we were married, but apparently we both found our inner freaks after. I was having sexy time with my wife and our third. She walked in to learn about the lifestyle and see if it was for her. We pretended to ignore each other.
Texts From Last Night
