Lindsay
The topic of awkward sex recently spread through Reddit, thanks to user mjobby on r/AskReddit a few days ago.
In the post, the question “What are the awkward parts of sex that no one really talks about?” was posed.
Are you ready to dive in? You sure? It’s up there on the awkward level. (Mostly because you’ve probably done nearly every awkward thing on this list.)
1.
“That moment when you have to put a condom on and either go look for it when other person is waiting or he just put it and you stare” – trujace
2.
“The bed noises travel further than expected.” – T2112
3.
“I had a water bed for the longest time. Not easy to have sex on. Rhythm was always getting fucked up. Also made more noise than a regular bed. I thank baby Jesus every day I got rid of it. Was a good bed before I started getting girls into it, after not so much. Lots of couch sex.” – denkirilargo477
4.
“When you pull a hamstring mid-stroke” – StanGamble
5.
“Trying to find your underwear in the sheets” – 1147298
6.
“If your partner ejaculates in you, it’s got to go somewhere, often where gravity takes it. Frequently this happens immediately after sex. Often it happens the next day while you’re at work speaking to Jackie from Procurement about cost savings measures and quote comparisons.” – LizIsGreat
7.
“When you think your period ended two days ago but when the lights come on the bed looks like it’s straight out of a slasher film” – lokiapologist
8.
“10 minutes standing over a toilet trying to pee.” – befitlyric
9.
“I love the string of inevitable queefs you get after doggystyle.” – psychedelicpeakfreak
10.
“When giving head your jaws starts to cramp but you don’t wanna interrupt his flow” – aeriesneak
