In the age of ChatGPT, it’s as good a time as ever to start rethinking the English language, and how we use it. For example, surely there’s a better way for men to let their partners know they’re about to “finish.” The classic “I’m cumming” while still a porn main staple, is pretty played out and frankly kinda weird.
I asked ChatGPT to help me come up with some alternative phrases I could use instead, and, well, not-so-great responses:
Can you imagine if a dude knocked you up while screaming “I’m consumed by rapture?” Eww. What is this a 17th-century dirty poem?
Luckily, humans, specifically the humans of Reddit, have not yet been dethroned by ChatGPT when it comes to answering this question, as they recently debated the topic in a hilarious and partially helpful thread.
As you can see the responses were pretty perfect, and here are some of the best, funniest, and sometimes hottest:
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This post first appeared on Pleated-Jeans.