Men And Women Seriously (And Hilariously) Debate — Is There Really Something Better To Say Than “I’m Coming?”

In the age of ChatGPT, it’s as good a time as ever to start rethinking the English language, and how we use it. For example, surely there’s a better way for men to let their partners know they’re about to “finish.” The classic “I’m cumming” while still a porn main staple, is pretty played out and frankly kinda weird.

I asked ChatGPT to help me come up with some alternative phrases I could use instead, and, well, not-so-great responses:

Asked ChatGPT, and it responded: Certainly! Here are ten alternative phrases you could consider using during the moment of climax: 1. "I'm reaching ecstasy!" 2. "I'm experiencing pure bliss!" 3. "I'm peaking with pleasure!" 4. "I'm surrendering to delight!" 5. "I'm embracing euphoria!" 6. "I'm consumed by rapture!" 7. "I'm climaxing in ecstasy!" 8. "I'm transcending in pleasure!" 9. "I'm immersed in ecstasy!" 10. "I'm soaring into blissful release!" Remember, the choice of words should reflect your personal style and comfort level, ensuring open communication and consent with your partner.

Can you imagine if a dude knocked you up while screaming “I’m consumed by rapture?” Eww. What is this a 17th-century dirty poem?

Luckily, humans, specifically the humans of Reddit, have not yet been dethroned by ChatGPT when it comes to answering this question, as they recently debated the topic in a hilarious and partially helpful thread.

As you can see the responses were pretty perfect, and here are some of the best, funniest, and sometimes hottest:














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