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A few days ago, writer Beth McColl asked the Twitter community to list the pettiest reasons they swipe left on dating apps.
She also shared a couple of her own pet peeves, which included “loving job too much” and “sharing a name with a family member”—both undoubtedly petty but also fully understandable. McColl’s tweet brought forth dozens of responses from folks disgusted by everything from flip-flops to hiking pics to words like “doggo” and phrases like “fluent in sarcasm” in bio. Here are 31 of the most relatable:
1. Sharing a name with a family member:
2. Tongue-out selfies:
3. Loving ‘The Office’ as a personality trait:
4. Or working out as a personality trait:
5. Any mention of sarcasm:
6. Playing sports:
7. Fishing:
8. Hiking:
9. Rock climbing:
10. Having a Snapchat:
11. Spelling their name a certain way:
12. Sharing a name with an enemy:
13. Having a too-exciting life:
14. Having attending the School Of Hard Knocks:
15. Or the University Of Life:
16. Cowboy boots and hats:
17. Bad sunglasses:
18. Bad words:
19. Camo:
20. Burying the lede:
21. Any of this:
22. Former college athletes:
23. Harry Potter:
24. Star Wars:
25. Taking ones self not seriously enough:
26. “Too much makeup”
27. Any of these phrases:
28. Or these:
29. Orrrrr these:
30. Wacky faces in profile pics:
31. FLIP FLOPS:
h/t BuzzFeed
