Aimeé
11.
“Give me all your jelly nectar” now, this may not be bad by comparison but it made me cringe —swiftcaesar
12.
A young lady once barked during sex. Not a playful joking bark, but a creepy, grunting growly bark, like a dog tearing up a toy. Weird. —Aggromemnon
13.
I had a guy meow at my p*ssy while going down on me. Twice. He didn’t say anything else. I wondered if I needed to explain to him that it wasn’t an actual cat. —shatterly
14.
My ex told me he wanted to share a “fantasy” with me while we were in the middle of foreplay and proceeded to try and explain, in his sexy talk voice, how he wanted to f*ck my best friend… —twirlybird_
15.
She called me Ken… Ken was her dads name —throwsomehay69
16.
I’ve gotten used to it now, but my girlfriend of 4 years will just bring up the most random sh*t in the middle of sex. Doing it before we eat breakfast? Asks what we’re gonna eat mid thrust. Doing it in the evening? Omg wanna hear a funny story from work. And basically any other random thing you can think of —SJSragequit
17.
she wanted the blinds open in our apartment during sex, pretty much right after she mentioned she could see the bridge where an ex killed himself —ChanceyIII
18.
“Can we stop here? I gotta go take a sh—t” —broccoli-03
19.
Without a trace of irony in his voice “keep making the mac n cheese sound” bro what- —saintslavic
20.
“Hey if my brother comes home early let me do the talking, ok? He left with his gun.” —RonGio1
