Lex
Getting screwed over by your ex can be a really rough time in anyone’s life. Breakups are hard enough as it is, but to break up because you find out the person you’re dating is a huge POS—that’s even harder. After the relationship is said and done and we find out the lies our exes have told us, it makes the breakup even worse. Recently, @SheRatesDogs shared a tweet saying she wanted women to share their “favorite/worst story of an ex lying to you” and she would retweet them and share them throughout her day.
She posted one of her “favorite lies from an ex” that is so outrageous, it makes me literally SMH.
This was my favorite story of an ex blatantly lying so… today we are doing a group activity… please respond with your favorite/worst story of an ex lying to you & I’ll be retweeting them throughout the day pic.twitter.com/mJ6pEHCP6Z
— SheRatesDogs (@SheRatesDogs) March 10, 2019
Before she knew it, women all over the world were sharing the horrific lies and fibs their exes made up throughout their relationships.
Like…
i was talking to this guy for a while and found out he was being a thot on tinder and he blamed it on mercury retrograde
— ceci. (@CeceAndersen) March 10, 2019
Are we kidding?
https://twitter.com/FOB_U_LOUS/status/1104836018212167680
Insane.
My first boyfriend SWORE he wasn’t cheating on me until I found his furry twitter and his furry online girlfriend but he claimed it didn’t count since only their furry personas were together, so them sexting didn’t count as cheating
— Stoner Hobbit Wife (@MaryJFairyAri) March 10, 2019
Stupid ASF.
My ex went to visit a military friend who was apparently under such strict security they had to take everyone’s phones before entering the housing building.
Called the base, they don’t take phones.
— LuxieGames (@LuxieGames) March 10, 2019
…Okay bro.
https://twitter.com/BusCreeps/status/1104813048135602177
WHAT.
Another ex: found empty condom wrappers in his overnight bag and he said he was just practicing using them with himself incase we broke up and needed to get used to the sensation again 🥰🥰
— Amber Mitchell (@_ambermitchell) March 10, 2019
Men are dogs.
One of my ex’s changed a girl’s name on his Snapchat to “Team Snapchat” thinking he was slick & hiding the fact he was getting nudes from her. Until one day I was like “why did you just get like 10 snaps from Team Snapchat in the last 30 min we’ve been sitting here??” Idiot lmfao
— Ally Krueger (@akreegz) March 10, 2019
LOL…I cannot.
https://twitter.com/isabella_jb98/status/1104802691065307136
Bro. Too far.
in high school my ex tried to convince me he had lung cancer so i wouldn’t break up w him lol
— wanda ☁️ (@wandadeglane) March 10, 2019
?!?!?!?!
He told me that the photos he was being tagged in of him out on dates with his coworker were actually of a body double that she had hired to look like him and duplicated his tattoos in makeup because she was so obsessed with him.
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) March 10, 2019
SMH.
my cheating ex dropped off a bag of my stuff at my house after we broke up and i asked him about all of the women’s panties and workout clothes in the bag and he told me they were his MOMS bitch u live at COLLEGE
— queen oc (@bitchyoliviaa) March 10, 2019
SMH x2.
https://twitter.com/lil___fireball/status/1104834029730312192
SMH x100000.
my exes excuse to cheating was (and i quote) “we had math together and she would give me handjobs DURING class and i didn’t know how to say no, i promise it was nothing”
— 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔢 ♡ (@brooke_kais) March 10, 2019
It’s safe to say that men are absolute pigs. Stay safe out there y’all—you all deserve better.
h/t: Twitter.
