Kate Hackett
11.
“‘Extra points if you (insert activity/quality).’ It’s so degrading to think we’re getting points or being graded for being ourselves. Bye.”—amberw459a0f20a
12.
“If someone’s profile mentions that they ‘don’t want any drama,’ THEY are always the drama.”—auneew
13.
“‘I’m looking for open-minded people’ is code for, ‘I’m just here to mess around and I don’t want to be called out on it.'”—justchillman
14.
“Usually, if a guy has ‘love a girl who can cook’ in his bio, it means either he can’t or won’t cook himself. It can also be a red flag that there may be other household chores he won’t do, but he’ll certainly expect his girlfriend to do them for him because those are ‘women’s work.’ Nothing more pathetic than a man who can’t make his own breakfast.”—adrast19
15.
“Anybody who has ‘two truths and a lie’ in their bio. They either like to lie and are letting you know, or they’re trying to gauge your gullibility/ability to recognize their lies, and the entirety of your time together will be spent trying to figure out what’s a lie and what’s the truth. Automatic swipe left.”—sierrar44a4cd076
16.
“I keep seeing more and more bios that only say, ‘Just ask!’ Why is the burden on me? You have a chance right here to tell me IN YOUR BIO literally anything about yourself to show if you’re someone I would want to talk to. It makes you look dull as hell.”—brittanybethpaulson
17.
“I always swipe left on guys who say they’re ‘fluent in sarcasm.’ Sarcasm is not always high-brow humor. Most of the time, it’s being mean at someone else’s expense masquerading as a joke.—sps437
18.
“I don’t usually swipe right, so if we match, you’re pretty lucky.”—ilonar41e767c7a
19.
“Any bios that include ‘devil’s advocate.'”—turbobubs
20.
“Anything about loving tacos. Is this all men eat? Is it a euphemism? I have no idea, but I have seen it on SO many profiles.”—licivc
