Aimeé
21.
I inadvertently talked about my recent trip to Australia for the entire time.
— Brett Walker (@brettwalkerton) April 22, 2020
Yep. It had to be dreadful for the girl.
— Brett Walker (@brettwalkerton) April 22, 2020
22.
A girl once asked me “does anyone know you’re here?” – I didn’t fancy ending up in a ditch with my throat cut, so I made my excuses and went home 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
— Zammo (@mcjedward) April 21, 2020
23.
He came to pick me up,I got in his car, he said,”I normally date strippers but I guess you’ll do”
— Bangarang (@AshyBoo8717) April 21, 2020
24.
Told me he wanted to swing by and visit his brother on the way to our lunch date. Turns out his brother was in jail, and it was visiting hours…legit just brought me in there to be like “look at this one” to his convict brother lol
— Resting Beach Face (@deemaeburns) April 22, 2020
25.
Really lovely guy who was the perfect gentleman at dinner but when we went back to his place to swap cars and I popped in for a few minutes to talk, randomly, when I looked out the window to see what had caused a noise outside, removed his trousers. 🤦♀️ We hadn’t even kissed.
— Rachel (@Doxysmidniterun) April 21, 2020
26.
Went on a date with a girl who spent half an hour telling me how much she hated … (wait for it) … Labrador retrievers.
— TheDismalTide (@the_dismal) April 21, 2020
27.
He took me to a fancy restaurant that I could never have afforded and right before he paid the bill he stopped and said, “Before I sign this, can I have a kiss?” So gross.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 21, 2020
28.
My ex took me to a Halloween party at his ex girlfriend’s house
— Nikki Wayne (@Waynester27) April 21, 2020
29.
Another guy took me out for lunch and asked the hostess for crayons and the placemats one can color. He insisted I color with him and then mocked me for coloring within the lines. All these weird first dates happened after I turned 50.
— Zusiqu Loves Social Distancing (@Zusiqu) April 21, 2020
30.
Telling the waitress my order and asking for extra salad dressing. My date interrupted me, annoyed, and said, “you should say please”. I said “I wasn’t done ordering yet” He rolled his eyes at me. The waitress came back with our drinks and i said, “can we get the check Please?”
— 🌸Kels🌺 (@no_I_said_Allo) April 21, 2020
31.
I left the room to refresh our ice tea glasses and came back to discover him French kissing my dog. Then he complained I wouldn’t kiss him or do any foolin’ around. True story.
— Zusiqu Loves Social Distancing (@Zusiqu) April 21, 2020
