All of us send funny texts, but not all of us post them to social media, where they can be enjoyed not just by family and friends but by thousands and maybe millions of strangers around the world. Here are the funniest texts from December 2019 that we had time to find:
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Ladies take notes!
Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it. pic.twitter.com/8RrpYG80TV
— nick (@nickturani) December 27, 2019
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Trying to organise Christmas Day with divorced parents is hard work man pic.twitter.com/bOaKYZmpPW
— Ry (@RyanMuncaster) December 23, 2019
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These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Garrett and I get to stay bc they’re being very kind and it’s probably the best thing that’s happened all day pic.twitter.com/ohJMTURCqU
— Camryn Garrett (@dancingofpens) December 19, 2019
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Omg I thought I was having a day, this just happened to my son at work. I gotta get him on twitter he fucking slays me! Idk where he gets it from.
(Yeah, he gave me permission ) pic.twitter.com/H3HSXdmApL
— HereHoldMyBeer (@flyaway_k) December 30, 2019
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My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I’m just playing Chumbawamba’s 1997 hit “Tubthumping” over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app. pic.twitter.com/jqhbOLdddQ
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 17, 2019
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— (@cake_hoarder) December 19, 2019
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— images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed) December 26, 2019
