Ruin My Week
Has it been a day or a lifetime? The pandemic caused by coronavirus/COVID-19 has made time an abstract concept as schools, businesses, and life as we know it around the world has ground to a shuddering halt. With people struggling to adjust to their new routines of working from home, taking online classes, and not killing their family and roommates out of sheer frustration tensions are running high.
One of the few silver linings of this crisis is that the quarantines have left bored creative people all over the world with more time than ever to get into absurd conversations with their friends. From awkward coronavirus pickup lines on Tinder to already strained relationships being put to the test/text…
Here are some of the best text messages of this very weird month.
1.
Bruh…. quarantine got the wife bored. 😂 pic.twitter.com/zIaPO8sM1I
— Alejandro (@_alejandro512) March 19, 2020
2.
haven’t spoken to my ex in 3 years but she felt the need to come into my life & ruin my peace this saturday pic.twitter.com/0yNUdsZER2
— yeet lover’s pizza (quarantined) (@chunkyfila) March 28, 2020
3. “Just two incredible texts from my landlord”
4.
My mom texted my idiot brother to check in with him. Ladies and gentlemen…I cannot make this shit up: pic.twitter.com/ySYkJqsoKd
— Billy (@badboybmar) March 15, 2020
5.
My 71 year-old mother just discovered text dictation pic.twitter.com/feXoxUE2oA
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) March 27, 2020
6.
men ???? pic.twitter.com/beVUcT5xHT
— abi (@abishenton) March 1, 2020
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.@UberEats ARE YOU SERIOUS RN?!??? pic.twitter.com/xi093RXhAk
— jay (@jackieburkhartu) March 15, 2020
9.
When you download Tinder to try chatting to people in Wuhan… and your commitment to the story is thrown into question. pic.twitter.com/h79wyXmH2L
— Isobel Yeung (@IsobelYeung) March 10, 2020
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