Emily
Everyone loves the ease of food delivery. Whether you’re suffering from a crippling hangover, are stuck in back to back meetings, or just feel like succumbing to laziness, having someone bring food to you is one of the best conveniences available.
That being said, these are just a few of the most ridiculous conversations people have had with their food delivery drivers and they’re sure to make your day.
1. This driver had very little patience:
https://twitter.com/lilnofriends/status/1100528563676213251
2. This driver never arrived:
He never showed up pic.twitter.com/GpU1AWRMMC
— DAVID DOBRIK (@DavidDobrik) January 4, 2019
3. This driver stopped in for a drink:
I drunk texted my pizza delivery guy last night, I think we're in love now pic.twitter.com/LQLiupqvWi
— skye ducharme (@skyeducharme) July 23, 2017
4. This driver brought out his Carley Rae Jepsen:
https://twitter.com/Sav_Rosie/status/1025802377863950336
5. This conversation was full of super bitmojis:
https://twitter.com/sabrinashlynn/status/930932420043456512
6. This driver was pretty adorable:
My Postmates driver muster texted me Nom Nom Nom. Should I be concerned? pic.twitter.com/pbtTjcnuxM
— Dominic DeAngelis (@theonlydommyd) August 1, 2016
7. This driver shared their very own mixtape:
https://twitter.com/taylorgayng/status/842893182555897856
8. This driver sent back-to-back texts:
https://twitter.com/JessicaKluge/status/783850946832928768
9. This driver was on a high horse:
https://twitter.com/SubuBhandari/status/922975256184320000
10. This driver got a little too comfortable:
why is it everytime I order food the delivery guy sends me texts like this the next day pic.twitter.com/ri1V6Uhc3D
— fatima (@fatimamirite) December 24, 2018
11. This driver identified himself right away:
My @Seamless delivery man just texted me "I am the one who knocks." Do I let him in or continue to sit shirtless on my couch? #BreakingBad
— Steven Conroy (@Steven_Conroy) September 15, 2014
12. This driver expected gratuity:
i asked my ubereats driver to drop off the order at our door and he said “were not required to do that” and I asked again as a favor and he did it. This was the text I just got lmaooo @UberEats this is childish pic.twitter.com/6za1fAxWO9
— Panic! at the VSCO (@natevogelphoto) March 13, 2018
13. This delivery driver got an accidental request:
https://twitter.com/Lexieryan_/status/902440577735766016
14. This driver had to return to the same house:
We got the same favor driver as we did last time and we ordered the exact same food and he texts me this lmaooo pic.twitter.com/7cWXriTYOS
— Nicki Bellnaj (@ActualGod) October 17, 2018
15. And this driver was full of memes:
https://twitter.com/asapjenn/status/763777476531146752
h/t BuzzFeed
