35 Texts That Could Only Have Been Sent By A Drunk Person

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Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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This message will self destruct in 5..4..3..2..1… 💣

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Tag your brothers! #dankmemepromise

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Smothered, covered, and stanked.

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Weirdest heyjay ever.

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Should have kept up with my French.

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Talk dirty to me 🥰

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All in good fun.

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Sure you do.

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Big mood. 👊

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A true classic.

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Telling it like it is. 🦶

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For god’s sake WHY

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A star is born ⭐️

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