35 Texts That Could Only Have Been Sent By A Drunk Person

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What happens when I drunk text my dad pic.twitter.com/RBF0SfpZUn

— liana (@lgoldss) May 4, 2016

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Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Aug 29, 2019 at 6:33pm PDT

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This message will self destruct in 5..4..3..2..1… 💣

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Aug 28, 2019 at 5:39pm PDT

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Tag your brothers! #dankmemepromise

A post shared by Dank Meme Promise (@dankmemepromise) on Jun 25, 2018 at 8:30am PDT

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Smothered, covered, and stanked.

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Aug 22, 2019 at 6:33pm PDT

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Weirdest heyjay ever.

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Aug 19, 2019 at 8:03am PDT

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Should have kept up with my French.

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Aug 17, 2019 at 9:55pm PDT

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Talk dirty to me 🥰

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Aug 5, 2019 at 4:45pm PDT

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All in good fun.

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Aug 2, 2019 at 5:41am PDT

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Sure you do.

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Jul 31, 2019 at 3:23pm PDT

 

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Big mood. 👊

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Jul 27, 2019 at 4:50pm PDT

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A true classic.

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Jul 25, 2019 at 2:52pm PDT

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Telling it like it is. 🦶

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Jul 10, 2019 at 10:25am PDT

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For god’s sake WHY

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Jun 13, 2019 at 8:32pm PDT

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A star is born ⭐️

A post shared by Blackout Mysteries by @TFLN (@blackoutmysteries) on Jun 5, 2019 at 10:51am PDT

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