Everybody Sexts, But Not Everybody Is Good At It (20 Funny Sexts)

11.

Get me so drunk that you can carry me like a six pack from my holes #UnusualSexts pic.twitter.com/oEv6BuhJ7I

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) November 10, 2019

12.

#UnusualSexts Can you jam two fingers in my blowhole? pic.twitter.com/m3inwscHGc

— Evan Van (@MadAnter) November 10, 2019

13.

#UnusualSexts – “feed me tacos” (from her) pic.twitter.com/NGIas2Ja9a

— Travis Knight (@TKComedy2013) November 10, 2019

14.

#UnusualSexts
Guess how many Milk Duds are in my vagina right now

— Adorkable’s Jiggly Giblets (@adorkabanned) November 10, 2019

15.

#UnusualSexts You’ve got me so hot I’m gonna go find my husband.

— Tee (@liltr2) November 10, 2019

16.

#UnusualSexts
*you’re.

— ||[Cattsy]||[2.0]|| (@Cattereia) November 10, 2019

17.

Can you send me a pic of a real eggplant? #UnusualSexts pic.twitter.com/lyH1Pku249

— Crystal (@SeamonkeyzRule) November 10, 2019

18.

In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night
Your ass looks perfect in those tights
I’ll give you my hard D tonight
Something, Something, Green Lanterns Light #UnusualSexts pic.twitter.com/Iry4rzvTFs

— Christian Maglione (@ChristianRMagz) November 10, 2019

19.

I saw the #unusualsexts tag and felt I had to contribute this pic.twitter.com/qQwL8hN1Jf

— Helen DeGenerate (@givesyouHel) November 11, 2019

20.

I saw #UnusualSexts is trending and I just remembered that someone had made an acronym with my name pic.twitter.com/yMayNa8tn4

— Ale (@agriselle06) November 10, 2019

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