Ruin My Week
If you’ve spent any time on dating apps you know: The thirst is real.
Fueled by the ability to match and message unlimited numbers of strangers, dating has become lazier than ever. What’s worse, many men see their potential dates merely as a cute picture, a raunchy text exchange, or an easy hookup instead of, you know, an actual human being.
This crude behavior goes beyond dating apps of course and has bled into other social media platforms and regular old thirsty texting. While men are generally met with a wall of ice and silence online, women have the opposite problem and get barraged by crude, low-I.Q. messages from horny men. These guys aren’t exactly subtle.
While most people simply block or ignore thirsty idiots, some women have made a sport out of trolling these goobers. Here are some of the best examples we found.
1. This Dad-joke-jitsu
2. This sultry, spontaneous snap
3. This S&M (Sicilian & Meatball) exchange
4. This gloriously literal response
5. This guy who will be tooting his own horn tonight
6. This booty call that wouldn’t go through
7. This two-word tragi-comic play
8. This deliciously layered reply
9. This beginning of a mass movement
10. This….fatality (note the contact name)
