11. This guy who claimed to be a travelin’ man until his love was tested
12. This mismatched mood
13. This response that’s more brutal than the Demogorgon
14. This return serve
15. These sugar-glazed lovers
16. This academic boner joke rebuttal for the ages
17. This matter of practicality
18. This fantasy that won’t become a reality
19. This guy who needs to learn to love himself before he can love someone else
20. This double standard ain’t gonna f*ck itself
