Sarah Halle Corey
Every celebrity who’s been around long enough has racked up some hidden secrets. Over the years, everyone does things they’re not proud of, but celebrities have specific images to uphold and so they hide their less-savory characteristics. Since Barbie’s been around since 1959, she’s bound to have a skeleton or two in her closet. According to fans on Twitter, there are countless skeletons pouring out.
#BarbiesDarkSecrets is trending on Twitter.
The iconic plastic doll is known for being a symbol of feminine perfection. Since she was introduced 60 years ago, Barbie has had almost every career under the sun, not to mention a pretty pink mansion in Malibu. But, people on Twitter are imagining violence, crime, and other scandals that might be hiding beneath her (literally) shiny veneer.
Some of Barbie’s secrets sound like they’re ripped right from real-life headlines.
https://twitter.com/UHazy2/status/1148907138019971072
#BarbiesDarkSecrets …she failed all of her court ordered anger management classes pic.twitter.com/htYrA406je
— itsallrealitv (@itsallrealitv) July 10, 2019
Her mom paid $500k and photoshopped her on the rowing team to get her in to USC #BarbiesDarkSecrets pic.twitter.com/yIO5g825So
— Dan Emerson (@dscapp) July 10, 2019
Her drug and alcohol problems led her to jail in the 90s #BarbiesDarkSecrets pic.twitter.com/ktMsdDOoXF
— Brian Muir 🎗 (@beano2112) July 10, 2019
Barbie has quite the unattractive headshot.
She wishes she was a @Bratz doll but she never will #BarbiesDarkSecrets pic.twitter.com/aO2iTuKZHW
— Deepest Blue (@deepestblue640) July 10, 2019
Other tweets take the idea of Barbie going dark really far by saying she’s gone deep into the dark side.
#BarbiesDarkSecrets
She gets a little irritated when you complain about her cooking. pic.twitter.com/CwYKArgP8u— Ⓑⓔⓣⓗ (@Halloween_75) July 10, 2019
She put a curse on all the kids who cut her hair 😈
#BarbiesDarkSecrets pic.twitter.com/T4BQqGhlzD— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) July 10, 2019
If Barbie is cursing the kids who have tortured her over the years, then there are definitely a lot of cursed people out there.
#BarbiesDarkSecrets she is cult leader pic.twitter.com/41J3SSORhB
— Saga_Says (@Saga_Says) July 10, 2019
#BarbiesDarkSecrets She ate the original Ken with some fava beans and a nice chianti… pic.twitter.com/4xOAnbsgDT
— Nina (@Nina19742216) July 10, 2019
https://twitter.com/needyspidey/status/1148899491501625344
Other tweets are super relatable, if we’re all being totally honest.
#BarbiesDarkSecrets she eats her feelings… pic.twitter.com/5HbEFI0FTf
— Saga_Says (@Saga_Says) July 10, 2019
I mean, who hasn’t taken a spoon to a jar of Nutella after a hard day?
#BarbiesDarkSecrets she tweets from the toilet pic.twitter.com/OW8r8sG3Ed
— Saga_Says (@Saga_Says) July 10, 2019
And then there are some fans who still think Barbie is as wholesome as ever before.
#BarbiesDarkSecrets she wrote the lyrics to the song Barbie Girl herself! pic.twitter.com/u3cj3LJSA8
— Robert Trendy (@RobertTrendy) July 10, 2019
If Barbie did, in fact, write the lyrics to “Barbie Girl,” I hope she’s collecting royalties on it. That song is a bop!
“Barbie” is short for Barbara. #BarbiesDarkSecrets pic.twitter.com/GQPEfSBodg
— 60s Batman ➐ (@60s_Batman) July 10, 2019
The bimbo thing is just an act. She's got a PhD in economics. How else could she afford her own car and dream house?#BarbiesDarkSecrets pic.twitter.com/KNtFXTvcJ5
— 🇬🇧Mizz K🇨🇳🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@catcalledAmber) July 10, 2019
But maybe fans should just let Barbie speak for herself. After all these years in the public eye, Barbie has joined the digital age becoming a vlogger. She has a video that explains 10 things about her, and honestly, none of them are any of these dark secrets. Maybe she’s just not ready to speak about them herself.
