29 Of The Funniest Tweets Of All Time Of This Week

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https://twitter.com/aebxo/status/1123346567405146113

17.

My internal organs when I wear high waisted jeans. pic.twitter.com/Ccps8ZrNGn

— Jen Lap (@jenlapcomedy) May 1, 2019

18.

Tim Cook looks amazing pic.twitter.com/5LNDYFjoiT

— Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) May 2, 2019

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i'm whichever meyers briggs type loses interest in finishing the test halfway

— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) May 1, 2019

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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1123336667186831360

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https://twitter.com/dpezzicola/status/1124385815663194112

22.

https://twitter.com/joegunn/status/1123987538191032321

23.

https://twitter.com/a6igai1/status/1120885286324637696

24.

No one hates my love of 90s alt rock music more than my daughter Glycerine.

— Jeff 🇵🇸 (@usedwigs) May 4, 2019

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When you flip the pillow and you lay your head on the cold side https://t.co/eOcZXMbsyF

— Jhay (@sandavidcito) May 2, 2019

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Take 👏 the 👏 hats 👏 off 👏 the 👏 spectators 👏 and 👏 put 👏 them 👏 on 👏 the 👏 horses

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 4, 2019

27.

*shows up 45 minutes late for my interview to be a cable installer*

Interviewer: “You’re hired.”

— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) May 1, 2019

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https://twitter.com/keaganaintshit/status/1123797684379369475

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Owned by my boarding pass pic.twitter.com/3RWiWogPWL

— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) May 3, 2019