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https://twitter.com/aebxo/status/1123346567405146113
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My internal organs when I wear high waisted jeans. pic.twitter.com/Ccps8ZrNGn
— Jen Lap (@jenlapcomedy) May 1, 2019
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Tim Cook looks amazing pic.twitter.com/5LNDYFjoiT
— Joshua Topolsky (@joshuatopolsky) May 2, 2019
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i'm whichever meyers briggs type loses interest in finishing the test halfway
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) May 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1123336667186831360
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https://twitter.com/dpezzicola/status/1124385815663194112
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https://twitter.com/joegunn/status/1123987538191032321
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https://twitter.com/a6igai1/status/1120885286324637696
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https://twitter.com/usedwigs/status/1124752965561196544
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When you flip the pillow and you lay your head on the cold side https://t.co/eOcZXMbsyF
— Jhay (@sandavidcito) May 2, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ChaseMit/status/1124818514764689409
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*shows up 45 minutes late for my interview to be a cable installer*
Interviewer: “You’re hired.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) May 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/keaganaintshit/status/1123797684379369475
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Owned by my boarding pass pic.twitter.com/3RWiWogPWL
— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) May 3, 2019