36 Of The Most Accurate Tweets The World Has Ever Seen
Twitter is truly an amazing place.
When you peel back the layers (…and layers…and layers…) of Twitter, what we see is that it’s a place of novel ideas, handy life tips, and profound life truths.
Here are 36 of them:
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https://twitter.com/k0mikazi/status/1063328497274421248
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is my baby fat ever gonna leave or did it just turn into fat fat?
— Queen Quen (@quenblackwell) February 21, 2019
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your airport outfit is very important I don’t care what anyone says
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 21, 2019
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https://twitter.com/rubexcubex/status/1097558646656036866
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Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time i felt something
— jp (@excesstential) February 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/softedhearts/status/1097392067028897792
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Does anyone actually know what you're suppose to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 18, 2019
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everytime the law & order theme song comes on pic.twitter.com/2Lg5fVrsUE
— Meecha Clause (@DemetriusHarmon) February 19, 2019
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what if u spelled jeff like jephph
— UnDo 512 (@undo512) March 31, 2018
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what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks
— Shóna (@shona_kelly_) November 28, 2018
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do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
— 🥀neyda🥀 (@wolfyneyda) April 6, 2018
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THIS ONE pic.twitter.com/kohxQsQXiX
— 𝒥𝒶𝓌𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓎𝓊𝒽 (@gothmoth69) December 18, 2019
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Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone's parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
— your friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) February 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/edgarmomplaisir/status/1095741120833675264
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https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1095720208675725312
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Me showing my therapist my inner demons for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x34BA2cvBF
— Thatguy Chris D (@thatguyCD) February 6, 2019
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bitches take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bitches.
— sayna .*ೃ (@OCEANGlRL) February 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/premeesaurus/status/1066485421515788289
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YOU MISSPELLED ONE WORD ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HERE COME AKEELAH AND THE BEE
— Doc G. (@Istrutt_) February 9, 2019
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Anxiety is just spicy thoughts
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) October 18, 2018
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https://twitter.com/AnnaMichelleFox/status/1046570470324211712
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https://twitter.com/touroflove/status/1063926835199778817
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https://twitter.com/amywhodigital/status/1093030166261944320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fehisosifo1%2Ffunny-relatable-tweets
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⚪️— kylie (@midairlove) February 5, 2019
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I'm a huge fan of that post-laundry feeling when you've got all your A-list clothes back in the game
— Kyle (@kkunta__) February 3, 2019
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https://twitter.com/thholyghost/status/1052204281883897856
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The “Netflix and chill” phrase was created when Netflix was trash. Now tho? You betta get the hell off me! This Netflix exclusive starting to heat up!
— GoHomeRoger (@Go__homeroger) January 27, 2019
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Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”
Me: pic.twitter.com/kR5yvvMqU7
— ᴍᴄᴍxᴄᴠɪ (@anesuishec) January 14, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SadSiren_/status/1207486803499986944
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https://twitter.com/emerylord/status/843613539315204096
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https://twitter.com/Allison_Tolman/status/999736164918509568