Masha
A new Twitter joke format has emerged, and it is hilarious. It basically makes fun of everyone who for any reason goes out of their way to draw attention to themselves. Like fajitas, or Instagram models.
Enjoy.
1.
Me:
Boy with one dangling earring:
👁 👁
👂🏽 👃🏽 👂🏽
👄 ⛓
⛓
⚓️— 🥊 (@ar1stotl3) January 22, 2019
2.
literally no one:
me: im sorry :/
— ♥ (@sparkIy) January 27, 2019
3.
No one:
JK Rowling: Dobby has a 10 inch cock
— fraser (@iNabberTV) January 25, 2019
4.
https://twitter.com/Htx_Lea/status/1088597791532900354
5.
literally no one:
the entire america latina in 2010: pic.twitter.com/fZsNvIbu4j— bealu (@ludatheworId) January 24, 2019
6.
nobody:
12 year old me:
i threw a wish in the ʷᵉˡˡ don’t ask me i’ll never ᵗᵉˡˡ i looked at you as it ᶠᵉˡˡ and now you’re— amy | donna sheridan’s bitch (@rlandsbindaclub) January 27, 2019
7.
Literally no one:
Chicago right now: pic.twitter.com/Qh1S1yua8h
— JColey (@JaysonACJr) January 27, 2019
8.
Literally no one:
Me in 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019:pic.twitter.com/8z0NkVkiMD
— M | dumb blonde (@nh2outsold) January 22, 2019
9.
Me:
White girls laptop case:
🥂 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓃𝒶𝓅
ºlllllllº
I ❤️ ΠΚΑ
☕️
✧ ✧ 🐶ˢᴴᴱ ᴮᴱᴸᴵᴱᵛᴱᴰ ˢᴴᴱ ᶜᴼᵁᴸᴰ ☾ ˢᴼ ˢᴴᴱ ᴰᴵᴰ 🍍
— jenna 𓆩♡𓆪 (@jennuhgeez) January 16, 2019
10.
literally nobody:
boys who are gamers: https://t.co/CbTIhnoTgN
— ♀️ (@geniehey) January 24, 2019
11.
literally no one:
me in 2011: pic.twitter.com/oUxl8yPQFE
— ✰ (@joononIy) January 26, 2019
12.
Literally no one:
Me in 2007: pic.twitter.com/i2rJM3UwKs
— melis (@biebersgrills) January 22, 2019
13.
literally nobody:
a pisces:
https://t.co/L3n9m5kn0j— Reece (@RLX_J11) January 23, 2019
14.
literally nobody:
old high school peers in pyramid schemes: gotta strategizeto make some real moneyyou’re writing ✍️your destinyjoin the vision️making a monthsworth of moneyin days️can’t work9-5 like everyoneI was made different
— Pendejx² (@JAAVRGSJ) January 16, 2019
15.
Nobody:
Rudolph: pic.twitter.com/9KKntCfuc2
— Amun (@amun17_) January 27, 2019
16.
No one :
Middle school me: pic.twitter.com/VCdKDMimot
— maby (@__mabyy__) January 27, 2019
17.
nobody:
me: WELL. I’m in a bad mood
— imari (@imari) January 27, 2019
18.
no one:
girls in their 20s: pic.twitter.com/UZAwcltdaX
— lindsay (@FaheyLindsay) January 27, 2019
19.
https://twitter.com/BogantesEduardo/status/1087739550838022144
20.
Nobody:
My mom: “I’m the only one who does anything around here”— natespalding (@nate_spalding) January 27, 2019
21.
Literally nobody:
Person who vapes: pic.twitter.com/7ezrmmsURp
— orestes (@kiqho) January 22, 2019
22.
https://twitter.com/JohnnieGuilbert/status/1088206074031697920
