Merry Christmas to Dan, who was at church when he had a run-in with an ex.
Can someone pour me a gin because this tew much #hellopleasereply
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
This was not just an ordinary awkward ex run-in. Oh no. Not for Dan. This ex was at church with his wife and kids that Dan had no idea about.
Just been to midnight mass with my mum and next to me was a man I hooked up with last summer….and next to him was his wife and children that I had no knowledge of 🙂 pic.twitter.com/KlTAQYzSwp
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
Who do you think was having a better time? Dan or doting dad?
Can I add we went on 7 dates before he told me he couldn’t be with me because his job was too hectic. Never realised his job was stay at home dad xxx
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
Things got so much worse for Dan, but so much better for Twitter, when dad showed up in his DMs.
LmaoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/IwcPBGGjOv
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
A. CHRISTMAS. MIRACLE. pic.twitter.com/DOZ5OIqY2s
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
Please come to my funeral, please come and have a celebration in my honour because I don’t think I’m going to survive Christmas xxx pic.twitter.com/VfAwzDDRGY
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
And dad showed us once again that communication is not his strong suit.
#hellopleasereply pic.twitter.com/g8VfF2lE47
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
And, through Instagram, admitted he was in love with Dan and would leave it all for him. Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.
Then, in one of the greatest twists in modern literature, the dad found Dan’s tweets. He didn’t like them.
Yes. Yes I will. pic.twitter.com/B1RlpsjWBg
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
And you’d think, you would think if this man knew his messages were going out into the world he’d think twice before hitting send, right? Right??
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK IT IS pic.twitter.com/gL9Af1eq21
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
Dan then took the opportunity to confront the dad, and hang on for this ride.
I. FORGOT.
I. FORGOT. pic.twitter.com/wVyJWgRv34
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
Then dad got angered and we thought we’d heard the last of him.
15 minutes is still 14 minutes longer than you lasted xx pic.twitter.com/nxhtTlFnEb
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
Nope, he’s back.
Not much hun, you?
Also who was closest to 6:41 I’m too overwhelmed but dinner and gin on me in January xx pic.twitter.com/HAdgQXI3Oq
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
Twitter held onto every moment and Dan became the gift we needed this Christmas.
Not much hun, you?
Also who was closest to 6:41 I’m too overwhelmed but dinner and gin on me in January xx pic.twitter.com/HAdgQXI3Oq
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
This thread is better than EVERY hallmark Christmas movie I watched season and there were ALOT
— Mark Stark (@MarkMyT) December 25, 2019
When they make this into a musical I will remember where I was #HelloPleaseReplyTheMusical
— Belleau Kitchen (@DominicLFranks) December 25, 2019
Every time I think about coming off Twitter some absolute gold like this comes up.
— Lucy (@Lucytweetz) December 26, 2019
this thread > the birth of jesus
— Jake (@jtated) December 25, 2019
Someone pointed out the beautiful irony of it all.
It’s somehow very important to me that this all unfolded at Mass pic.twitter.com/J7gGPVESQT
— Adamcense & myrrhder (@ad4mco) December 25, 2019
Let’s give Dan the Christmas he deserves next year.
Honestly can one of you just be my boyfriend and let me come to your family for Christmas next year so I can have a stress free gin filled time thank you I’ll even buy your mum a Yankee Candle x
— Dan (@dxnielandrew_) December 25, 2019
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