Kids aren’t for everyone. In fact, some people really hate kids, like really hate them. Even the thought of being near other people’s children is hard for them to bear. Sticky hands and nonstop screaming—nope. Honestly, holding a baby is probably their worstnightmare.
If this even remotely describes you, each and every one of these hilarious memes will bring joy to your child-loathing soul.
pregnancy is in the air. Me: pic.twitter.com/VleeS3Jsaa
— dream girl💕💭 (@JENNandJuice_) January 13, 2015
this is how lil kids cough pic.twitter.com/sXZx4AKNO4
— aliah ひ (@40ozAliah) December 3, 2018
People my age are making babies and I can't even make a salad
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) May 7, 2015
Top ways to screw up your kids:
3) parenting them too much
2) not parenting them enough
1) parenting them exactly the right amount
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 16, 2016
Asked my 5 yo brother why he was changing clothes to go out 5 hours from now and he said "if you stay ready you don't have to get ready"
— Shakira (@jodecicry) August 13, 2015
Thank goodness it's the Tooth Fairy that handles all the tooth/money exchanges *pours glass of wine & forgets all about it*
— Laura Gibson (@TheBratRace) January 24, 2016
Me quickly losing my patience: Girls! I'm sick and tired of you two not listening to me!
Both kids in unison: What'd you say?
— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) January 28, 2016
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
Me: "You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"
Grandma: "Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) December 1, 2015
I let my toddler dress herself.
She's wearing a cupcake. pic.twitter.com/u6Mn5NTve7
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2016