“ER Doctors Hate Motorcycles”—People Are Sharing Their Job’s “Mortal Enemy” (37 Tweets)

Every job has an enemy. For customer service employees, its Karens. For epidemiologists, its President Donald Trump.

Toxicologist and Emergency Doctor Andrew Stolbach, MD, MPH, (@toxicologist12) didn’t say what his “mortal enemy” is, but he listed off some of his own medical ones (“dermatologists hate the sun, pediatricians hate trampolines, ENTs—ear, nose, throat doctors—hate Q-tips) before posing this question: “What is the mortal enemy of other specialties?”

What is your profession’s mortal enemy?

1.

Family doctors hate “research” done on google

— Heather Gooden (@HMGoodenauthor) July 7, 2020

2.

Teachers hate the government and standardized testing

— Nora (@nonique88) July 7, 2020

3.

Obgyns hate douche products

— Connie L, MD/PhD (@DrConnieLiu) July 6, 2020

4.

This Speech-Language Pathologist agrees with you 100%. I have one family where all three kids have developed vocal nodules by the age of five… WTH? They were all exposed to mom and dad chain vaping in the car.

— Ceekay Tschudi (@beyondabyssal) July 7, 2020

5.

Pharmacists hate illegible prescriptions. https://t.co/5bTYkYrtGE

— Ah Si cola (@Arshiethromycin) July 8, 2020

6.

computer scientists hate computers. https://t.co/3JJkMwkq0O

— Pierce Darragh (@_pdarragh) July 8, 2020

7.

Gen surg hates light bulbs. And candles. And root vegetables. And flashlights. And airline size shaving cream cans.

— Damian Paton-Gay (@the_dpg) July 7, 2020

8.

Ok not medical but us IT people hate all of you. We call it a PICNIC: Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

— So Long And Thanks For All The Fish (@MacinEwa) July 7, 2020

9.

Child psychiatrists hate homework before high school, 7:30am school start times, standardized testing in school, and the loss of recess.

— Dr. Nora McNamara (@nmcnama1) July 7, 2020

10.

Geologists hate “healing” crystals https://t.co/2r9qx1hV6P

— Elizabeth V (@geolizzy) July 8, 2020