Masha
It is the year of our Lord 2019 and with a single click of a computer mouse we are able to order Pavlovian bracelets that shock us for eating too much, ginormous 6-person inflatable speedboats to party on with our friends, and fancy DIY house kits that take just eight hours to build. Also: A floating picnic table, so you can sit upright while you and your pals eat lunch out on the water.
Rhino Building Products’ Floating Picnic Table is now available at Sam’s Club for a mere $598. The floating table, which seats up to five adults, includes four cupholders, bench seats, and eye hooks for attaching swim gear or a cooler, so you can keep your crispy boys as crispy as possible.
According to the Rhino Building Products website, the 65-pound float is tested for 600 pounds, has an “extremely durable” waterproof coating for easy cleanup, and is guaranteed to get you “the most out of your time on the water.” Sam’s Club, meanwhile, bills the floating picnic table as a “stable, easy-to-clean dining spot in your favorite watering hole.”
“It is very stable and makes a perfect place for people to hang out in the water,” wrote one reviewer on the Sam’s Club’s website. “I highly recommend!”
Another wrote: “My kids played their (waterproof) cards and had snacks, and we all used it as a fun resting & playing spot while swimming around. It was more stable than I thought it would be—a unique idea, and added to the fun.”
Buy the Floating Picnic Table HERE.
Yet, if the floating picnic table is a little bit out of your price range and aesthetic comfort, consider some of the other amazing giant floaties available on the Sam’s Club website, including this enormous 6-person party swan (only $149.98!):
