Parents really ought to remember a time when sneaking out of the house to party, or sneaking a date into the house (also to party, but in a different way), was a top priority. But instead, they go off and LIVE-TWEET their kids’ attempts at keeping their sex lives private. And they call millennials savage!
At least that’s what Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) decided to do earlier this week when he chronicled his stepson’s attempt to sneak a girl out of the house the morning after without anyone noticing. The thread, which has since gone viral, is one of the more suspenseful stories Twitter has seen in recent months.
The boy’s cover could have been blown right off the bat had mom noticed the girl’s shoes left out by the door.
Had he been scrolling through his Twitter timeline, he may have seen his stepdad offering up some valuable advice.
Not too helpful, though.
According to the latest vote, most folks on Twitter were rooting for the stepson and his young lady rather than Mama Bear.
Tricky-D builds up the situation, though warns that the thread may not “live up to the hype.”
“I’m waiting just like the rest of you.”
Worry not, though! The date could finally hold it in no longer, and was forced to come downstairs to use the bathroom.
Mom DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE???
Several hours later, we were finally graced with an ending to this stressful ordeal.
And as a follow up, Tricky-D doesn’t care what you think, and also he makes incredible looking sandwiches.
The thread had Twitter on the edge of its big ole tweet-seat.
Greatest thread in the history of twitter. On the edge of my seat the entire time. BTW I was rooting for mom to find them and whip that ass lol
— WhosMurphyJenkins? (@LaytheLumber21) January 20, 2019
I’m glad I read it when it was all done. I couldnt scroll to the next one fast enough.
— Dee Cepeda (@Crayola4) January 20, 2019
The tension rises. 😱 pic.twitter.com/iQcK75uUQS
— Rod Uding (@RoughDesigning) January 19, 2019
To be honest, a woman who “scrubs this house ceiling to floor every weekend” definitely noticed an extra pair of women’s pair shoes in her home. We’ll be eagerly awaiting updates to see if her son catches some heat after all.