Everyone has experienced a crush. Whether it was a head over heels imaginary high school romance or a coworker who made coming to the office immensely more pleasurable, we’ve all been there. It’s unfortunate, however, when you picture someone a certain way in your mind and then they do or say something that completely shatters the illusion. Just take it from these people who are sharing the one thing that made them ‘uncrush’ their crush and it’s pretty damn brutal.
Twitter user Nicole Clark recently asked followers about a time they ‘uncrushed’ on someone.
And the responses are pretty amazing.
1. This person had an appalling lack of hygiene.
2. This crush committed a heinous crime against guacamole.
We were at my fave Mexican place & he said he'd never had guac. I gave him a taste of mine
He opened his mouth & fake barfed the guac onto his plate like a toddler.
My vag snapped shut & my ovaries dried up. I ditched the guy, kept the restaurant. https://t.co/DMcAgrv96I
— Eryn (@Leighbra) March 28, 2019
3. This person turned out to be a thief.
lmao i was *in love* with this guy in the 11th grade and he took me on a date to the mall and made me watched as he stole a christmas ornament off of the massive tree the mall put up every year. he hung it from his rear view mirror and referred to it as "his ball" https://t.co/45h6XpK9Lz
— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) March 28, 2019
4. This individual was just disgusting.
She offered me half a can of Sprite, then after I started sipping told me she'd been spitting in it the last 15 minutes https://t.co/XTikBDJ2Qi
— Priscilla Queen of the Dessert (@SledgeGlamour) March 28, 2019
5. This guy had a disturbing name for his genitals.
6. He was not about that commitment life.
7. He had terrible grammar.
some dude i was texting replied with "defiantly" instead of "definitely" and i never texted back
— Petrana 冰冰 Radulovic (@Pet_rana) March 27, 2019
8. She was rude to the server.
9. He penned an unnecessary poem.
One time I thought this guy was real cute and then he wrote me a haiku to tell me he was going on a date with someone else
— Samara Reed (@SamaraMReed) March 27, 2019
10. He laughed at her life goals.
I was in college. I reconnected with a high school crush. Still crushing. Told him about my plans to move to CA and make something of myself (music or fashion) and he LAUGHED at me over the phone. Told me I was ridiculous and it wouldn’t ever happen. #jokesonyouasshole
— Meg Thee Fattie (@MeganKimberling) March 27, 2019
11. He was a little repetitive.
12. Zero personal hygiene.
This guy I had a huge crush on asked me if he could tell me a secret and I said yes thinking he was going to say he liked me, instead he told me he hadn’t brushed his teeth in almost 3 years. I instantly blocked his number.
— Abby (@abbafrenzy) March 28, 2019
13. He asked about her weight.
after making out and feeling me up he asked if i had “gained weight since high school”. Went dry as the fucking Atacama Desert down there. 🌝🏜
— r (@rismor7) March 28, 2019
14. He might’ve been a raccoon.
Had a crush on a guy in sixth grade until I saw him grab an Oreo out of a trash can and eat it
— Reagan, BA, Level 5 Vegan (@turtlenekc5) March 28, 2019
15. She was not ready for kiddos.
It was "bring your child to work day" and he brought his 3 kids.
Me to me: pic.twitter.com/K73WaNtpmc
— Bridget Bema (@OluwaSparkle) March 28, 2019
16. He had some nasty feet.
I had a crush on this guy and he finally asked me out. He was so good looking and funny but he wore sandals on out date and I couldn’t get passed how gross his toenails were. 🤮 if you’re going to wear sandals, please cut and clean your toe nails.
— Barbie Barton (@BarbieBarton10) March 28, 2019
17. She had a questionable tattoo.
She told me she had a Maroon 5 tattoo. https://t.co/oq20KfActg
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) March 28, 2019
18. He was a cheater.
In 9th grade I had the biggest crush on the guy who sat next to me in Spanish class. He was so above every other awkward 14 yr old. Then one day he tried to cheat off my test and that crush quickly died 😭 https://t.co/GDByKlbWFK
— Alex (@HEAbooknerd) March 28, 2019
19. Anyone who doesn’t know the difference between these.