Emily
Every week we dedicate some time to scouring Twitter for the all-time funniest tweets. Why do we do this? Because it’s 2018 and things are crappy enough so we could all use a good laugh.
In full honesty, some of these tweets might be from last week or the week before, but they’re the most hilarious Twitter moments we came across this week and we’d like to share them with you. You’re welcome.
1.
*Girls in the bathroom at the bar* omg you’re gorgeous, here use my makeup, screw your ex you’re so much better than him, add me on snap, ily5ever
*Girls outside of the bathroom* if you bump into me one more time I’m going to fight you
— Jodi Capps (@Jodiiilynne) November 22, 2018
2.
I got 100 likes and my catfish got 40 thousand LOOOOOOL 😡 pic.twitter.com/OSCETL31mq
— moonlight (@beccade1) November 25, 2018
3.
happy holidays only to emma from teen jeopardy who didn’t know how to dab pic.twitter.com/0mSt9D5taS
— Rachel Taenzler (@racheltaenzler) November 25, 2018
4.
This is my favorite band break-up notice ever. pic.twitter.com/WsIq1i2d6p
— Conor Sullivan (@conortheconor) November 26, 2018
5.
Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 26, 2018
6.
ladies, if he:
– never texts you back
– always interjects with unsolicited advice
– reads your personal documents
– constantly tries to help you format paragraphs
– is a sentient paper cliphe’s not your man. he’s clippy the microsoft word office assistant
— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 24, 2018
7.
why don’t grocery stores participate in black friday?? i don’t need 20% off a flatscreen – give me half price tide pods and $1 coffee creamers and then you better believe i’ll be at the doors at 3am
— sarah kirby (@sarahgkirby) November 23, 2018
8.
Dinner date didn’t go as planned pic.twitter.com/BwBIOBzY7Z
— conner hallmark (@connerhallmark) November 28, 2018
9.
Bro look at how my mom spelled bodyguard 😂 pic.twitter.com/QQNwMnWxVD
— JN (@Fishnuts) November 23, 2018
10.
PSA: Don’t EVER let your printer know that you’ve waited until the last minute to print something out and you’re in hurry because they can sense fear.
— Peter (@OkigboXL) November 24, 2018
