Max
Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been a retweet of some funny tweets from long ago. Either way, these were the 15 funniest tweets we saw this week.
COP: detective ur gonna want to see this urself
[cop does a kickflip]
DETECTIVE: holy shit lol
COP: yea. now lets go investigate this murder— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) March 23, 2016
get you a man who can do both pic.twitter.com/DiJcPvG66d
— Todd ‘Papi’ Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 22, 2016
I bet when you’re old and bump into an acquaintance you think: “I’ll probably die before I see that person again.”
I’m gonna like that part.— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) March 22, 2016
Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it’s a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 23, 2016
these are the kids you sell a gram of oregano to for $25 pic.twitter.com/o8xhIKPveO
— ani (@coospiah) March 22, 2016
Lawyer: Relax you’ll be fine. There’s no way the judge will be a expert in vegetable theft
*judge walks in*
Me: Shit pic.twitter.com/2M65kCBQub— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) March 21, 2016
The gym during the daytime is such a weird mix of people who have really good jobs and people who have really lousy jobs
— ♡ Good Account ♡ (@SortaBad) March 21, 2016
Day 1 of Trump’s presidency https://t.co/f61cwGR0nF
— ᴄʜʀɪs (@ChrisScarlette) March 21, 2016
2016: President Trump
2020: President Kanye
2024: President Marnie the dog— Julia Yorks (@juliayorks) March 21, 2016
mom i said take the picture as im exhaling the vape smoke, not inhaling. fuck
— eric c (@dubstep4dads) March 21, 2016
[reading Us Weekly]
“STARS, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!”
(Pic of Brad Pitt picking up meatball sub off the ground and eating it)
Me: I do do that— pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 19, 2016
Please close your mouth and stop pointing at the other person in your picture.
— David Goodman (@DavidAGoodman) March 18, 2016
Yeah we had a great time in Florence, we saw loads of famous statues with [looking at wife] NORMAL SIZED DICKS
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) March 23, 2016
what the fuck happened here pic.twitter.com/UPjfrDxaJ8
— Cheyenne Moen (@ChyMoen34) February 27, 2016
AWW YEAH FRIDAY NIGHT Y’ALL
*does the same things as any other night of the week*— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 18, 2016
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.
