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Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some hilarious tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the funniest tweets we saw this week.
When you’re too tired to go to the club, but go anyway. pic.twitter.com/ZW2rNpmopp
— Manda LikeCatsOK? (@Manda_like_wine) June 17, 2016
Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can’t come.
— KattsDogma (@KattsDogma) June 3, 2016
learning the important French phrases for my upcoming trip pic.twitter.com/n3k0E1FvLR
— Rocky Momax (@rockymomax) June 27, 2016
God: *making Eve from Adam’s rib*
Adam: That’s a weird way to make people
God: Lol wait till you see how she does it— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) June 21, 2016
boss: did you finish that billboard
dave: yeah
boss: did you inexplicably make it about your ex again
dave: uhm, pic.twitter.com/2icHZMlh3J— milty (@themiltron) June 26, 2016
It’s that time of year again when I should really check in and see how my friends with pools and boats have been doing since last summer.
— Sara Mansford (@SaraMansford) May 1, 2016
Waiter: *grating cheese* say when
Me:
Me:
Me:Waiter: Sir that was the entire block of cheese
Me: *leans in way too close* Go get another
— The Bice Is Right (@Pro_Jones_) June 15, 2016
PUPPER NOOOOO BEHIND YOUUU 10/10 pls keep this pupper in your thoughts pic.twitter.com/ZPfeRtOX0Q
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) June 29, 2016
I’ll take ‘Liars’ for $500, Alex
“Sorry that’s not-”
Who is Karen?
“Sir-”
‘Cheaters’ for $1000
“Again that’s-”
*lips on mic* Who is Karen?— Floyd (@dafloydsta) June 28, 2016
Harry Potter and the pic.twitter.com/8rdW5YL6tf
— Amelia Florence (@ameliafsimmons) June 25, 2016
Decades’ Love Songs:
70s: let’s fuck
80s: life’s sad, let’s fuck
90s: people suck, let’s fuck
00s: I rock, let’s fuck
10s: lol we fucked— (((maura quint))) (@behindyourback) June 27, 2016
mom: “your sister is sleeping in your room tonight”
Me: pic.twitter.com/xDc4u0Xwqi— cLAre (@clarizzle_) June 27, 2016
if i had a nickel for every time i’ve had sex my pimp would be furious
— Nope Jessie (@jessienope) June 11, 2016
Me: I’ll make you lunch in a half an hour
8: Has it been a half an hour?
Me: It’s been literally six seconds— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) June 26, 2016
BRUCE BANNER: I’ve finally learned how to control my rage
WIFE: the kids ate all the oreos
HULK: *throws fridge through patio doors*— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 21, 2016
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.
