Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find. And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds. Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some funny tweets from long ago. Either way, these were 15 of the funniest tweets we saw this week.
BREAKING NEWS: someone has eaten Joe’s ice cream pic.twitter.com/Xczlg9dFig
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) June 22, 2016
Bank robber: EVERYONE BE CALM AND NO ONE GETS HURT
Guy from back of room: IM DATING UR EX WIFE
BR: [sobbing] ok only one person gets hurt
— Rocky Momax (@rockymomax) January 12, 2016
If the Knicks can now sign Dwight Howard, they’ll be a serious contender to win the 2011 NBA Championship.
— Michael Amato (@amato_mike) June 22, 2016
— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) June 13, 2016
i made a compilation of white kids lipsyncing the n-word on musically pic.twitter.com/TtPV3xI3A0
— Wahlid Mohammad (@WahlidM) June 22, 2016
if i were a ghost i would just follow one guy around his entire life and every time he puts on a hat, I’d knock it off
— ᴄʜʀɪs (@ChrisScarlette) June 22, 2016
Trump has written a lot of books about business—but they all seem to end at Chapter 11.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 21, 2016
“I’m Still Hungry: An Autobiography”
— Julia Yorks (@juliayorks) June 20, 2016
i can probably guess tho pic.twitter.com/VQLKQ328nK
— morenike ✨ (@moren1ke) June 20, 2016
NBA ANNOUNCER: LeBron James is dribbling the ball and what’s this?
*LeBron picks up a chainsaw and rips into Curry*
NBA REF: this is legal
— Cat Friendship Club (@iLikeCatShirts) June 20, 2016
it’s called braille maybe you’ve felt of it
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) June 17, 2016
old lady:U work here?
😳 “Yes, my uniform is a Rolling Stones t-shirt & jeans”
ol: That’s nice. Where are light bulbs?
— Sassafrantz (@Sassafrantz) June 17, 2016
which is why i begin my sentences in the middle
— the ortolan (@rachelle_mandik) June 17, 2016
of course the nba is rigged theres no possible way to shoot a ball into the hole from that far away trust me i hav tried 10 times
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 17, 2016
“never fucking look at me again” pic.twitter.com/vDAVZszyaj
— Maxwell Strachan (@maxwellstrachan) June 17, 2016
And if you need even more, you can always check out last week’s funniest tweets.