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How am I supposed to explain to my children that they don’t exist because I can’t stop telling the men I date about The Mummy
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) July 22, 2019
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Some advice: if you’re ever questioned by a detective, make sure you say something like “Have you ever been in love, Detective?” Or “do you have kids, Detective?” or “Have you ever lost someone close to you, Detective?” just to help further their story along.
— Christine Nangle (@nanglish) July 25, 2019
18.
If oxygen is supposed to reverse aging then why do casino dealers look like that
— Myka Fox (@MykaFox) July 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/PallaviGunalan/status/1153758844671033344
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https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1154515312269766656
21.
cooking more: great, financially sensible, honestly quite relaxing
the dishes that result: an outrageous and unjust punishment like something from greek myth— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 26, 2019
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https://twitter.com/erinxu18/status/1153825184811376648
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No one:
Dairy Queen employees: pic.twitter.com/OAw2b5xWhW
— Lia (@sssniperwolf) July 1, 2019
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