“What Should You Accomplish By 35?” Twitter Users Set The Bar Nice And Low For Us

What should you have accomplished by 35? You might be approaching a mediocre mid-life milestone and realized probably running out of time to sneak into the “Top 40 Under 40” lists. Maybe they can get us on a “Top 40 People Who Are One Mean Customers Away From Absolutely Losing It” list. 

By 35, you don’t have to be your own boss. Life is way harder than any of us expected and if you haven’t reached your goals yet, just know you’re in good company with the people of Twitter who are still ironing their shit out too. 


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Hannah Riley

Hannah Riley a comedy writer and content editor with ADHD living in Seattle, Washington.