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There are only a select few celebrities who know what it takes to keep us entertained on Twitter. Anna Kendrick is one of those celebrities. Rather than jamming a bunch of spam and promotional shit down our throats like a lot of celebrity accounts tend to do, she lets her sense of humor do most of the work. So, if you’re reading this Anna, thanks for the laughs….also, will you please spam and promote the hell out of this link? Thanks.
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 28, 2015
I suspect that low-carb diets work not because they are healthier, but because without carbs I simply lose the will to eat.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 5, 2015
I like to think of myself less like “an adult” and more like a “former fetus.”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 24, 2014
My brother, keeping me abreast of all things football and ornithology related pic.twitter.com/FijRMvZ8l8
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 17, 2016
Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 16, 2014
My Patronus is a corgi.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 26, 2014
Burned my thumb on set today. iPhone fingerprint ID won’t work. Pretty sure I can get away with murder as long as I only use my thumb.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 2, 2014
Does anyone else think “don’t be a weirdo, don’t be a weirdo” over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don’t.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 8, 2015
“Okay” pic.twitter.com/zQjku2s7Bh
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 30, 2014
I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven’t done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 30, 2014
Oh God. I just realized I’m stuck with me my whole life.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 26, 2015
“You’re the only person in the world I don’t hate right now” is as close as I get to saying “I love you”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 16, 2014
Serious question: how much are wedding cakes? And how weird would it be if I wanted to buy one just to eat? By myself?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2015
I’m the police dog of finding stuff to complain about.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 14, 2015
Shout out to the old ladies who go to pilates so I’m only the SECOND worst in class-aaaand she’s doing better than me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 25, 2014
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 4, 2014
For another celebrity who has clearly mastered the art of tweeting, check out Ryan Reynolds Is Better At Twitter Than Any Of Us Will Ever Be.
