Every week, it is our duty to spend obscene amounts of time scouring Twitter for the funniest shit we can find.
And every week we narrow it down to our 15 favorite funny tweets that popped up in our feeds.
Now, they might be from this week or they may have been retweets of some of the best tweets from long ago.
Either way, these were 15 of the most hilarious tweets we saw this week, featuring a heavy dose of very necessary anti-Trump sentiment.
OK, we deserve that. pic.twitter.com/Q7fc6qc9QY
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) May 29, 2017
I texted the phone number one above mine and pic.twitter.com/6RPm660Jru
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) May 22, 2017
The most upsetting sentence I’ve ever heard was right now when I heard a man ask his girlfriend “where did you put our toothbrush?”
— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 22, 2017
Yes, finally a swimsuit that allows me to sneak a ham poolside. pic.twitter.com/LHN2RP1UNx
— Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) May 29, 2017
There are approximately 45 seconds between “I’ll make us an omelet” and “We’re having scrambled eggs.”
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 3, 2017
…and that’s the story of how I met your father. pic.twitter.com/xNaWnEeYCe
— Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) May 21, 2017
The video of Melania swatting Trump’s hand is the ghost of Christmas future for anyone thinking of marrying for money.
— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) May 22, 2017
We Are Anally. pic.twitter.com/L3Kf3syujx
— Ash⚑☭ (@ramenthug) June 4, 2017
oh god i think someone is trapped inside this captcha i just got what do i do pic.twitter.com/TAOFbiaWvb
— Matt Silverman (@Matt_Silverman) May 22, 2017
— John Cohen (@JohnCohen1) June 3, 2017
Me: It’s 2am, go to sleep.
Brain: I bet if we organize all of our pants by comfort level it would save us several seconds every day.
— keith (@tchrquotes) May 20, 2017
Hi, @EricTrump. Big fan. Do your eyes blink vertically or horizontally?
— Brad DePrima (@brdeprima) June 6, 2017
[innocuous question that reveals nothing new or significant]
COMEY: blah blah blah
[question that would end the drama]
COMEY: i can’t say
— wylde de beest (@flashember) June 8, 2017
I wonder if the person who named the eggplant got to keep their job.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 3, 2017
how it feels to log off twitter in 2017 pic.twitter.com/PsGAAPI7GN
— Ziwe (@ziwe) June 5, 2017
And if you need even more, you can check out last week’s collection of hilarious tweets.