Dean
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me:
men on dating apps: LOOKING FOR MY PARTNER IN CRIME. A DOWN TO EARTH GIRL. LETS SKIP THE SMALLTALK AND GO STRAIGHT TO A FIRST DATE. ALL BAR ONE. PLANNING MY NEXT TRIP TO SOUTH AMERICA. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. NANDOS. SIX PHOTOS OF ME TAKEN FROM BELOW. ARCTIC MONKEYS.— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) February 19, 2019
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me when a guy won’t commit to me after 2 dates #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/lGoAiGkmcA
— Syd Robinson (@sydrobinson_) February 5, 2019
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Me: why am I single
Me: declines every date, takes 3-5 business days to answer text, shows no emotion, can't parallel park— Alyssa (@alyssadivinc) March 8, 2017
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Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 11, 2018
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I just swiped right on so many girls without getting a match that I looked around to see if I was on a subway without service.
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) July 16, 2018
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me: i need to show them they can’t keep putting no effort in. they hurt my feelings and now i’ll be distant
crush: hi
me: hey 💖💘💕💘💖💗💗💓💓💖💘💕💘💖💗💗💞💞💓💗💕💝💝💞💞💓💗💖💘💖💓💞
— aidan alexander (@AIDAN) February 7, 2019
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Me on the Valentines Day pretending to be shocked at the flowers,roses & chocolate outside my door that i put there pic.twitter.com/ah6Zc9yL0W
— Jay Nedaj (@JayNedaj) February 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/tristehomo/status/1083238339086475264
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i don’t get how u cheat on a significant other. like how do you get 2 different ppl to like u. how
— touc (@aspiringtoucan) July 2, 2018
