30 Tweets That 100 Percent Nail Dating In 2019

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me:
men on dating apps: LOOKING FOR MY PARTNER IN CRIME. A DOWN TO EARTH GIRL. LETS SKIP THE SMALLTALK AND GO STRAIGHT TO A FIRST DATE. ALL BAR ONE. PLANNING MY NEXT TRIP TO SOUTH AMERICA. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. NANDOS. SIX PHOTOS OF ME TAKEN FROM BELOW. ARCTIC MONKEYS.

— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) February 19, 2019

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me when a guy won’t commit to me after 2 dates #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/lGoAiGkmcA

— Syd Robinson (@sydrobinson_) February 5, 2019

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Me: why am I single
Me: declines every date, takes 3-5 business days to answer text, shows no emotion, can't parallel park

— Alyssa (@alyssadivinc) March 8, 2017

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Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat

— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 11, 2018

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I just swiped right on so many girls without getting a match that I looked around to see if I was on a subway without service.

— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) July 16, 2018

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https://twitter.com/aidan/status/1093555936432713735

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Me on the Valentines Day pretending to be shocked at the flowers,roses & chocolate outside my door that i put there pic.twitter.com/ah6Zc9yL0W

— Jay Nedaj (@JayNedaj) February 5, 2019

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https://twitter.com/tristehomo/status/1083238339086475264

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i don’t get how u cheat on a significant other. like how do you get 2 different ppl to like u. how

— touc (@aspiringtoucan) July 2, 2018