Hannah Riley
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Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow
Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) December 1, 2014
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Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.
— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) April 18, 2013
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"I only hang out with guys because they never start drama" Please read a history textbook
— Dani (@daniiyells) December 16, 2014
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New male emojis: royal, smiling in a tux, dancing
New female emojis: old, exasperated, pregnant pic.twitter.com/wUxGdmpKLY— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 2, 2016
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The "weaker sex" is the one that pays for drinks when it sees exposed skin, right?
— maura quint (@behindyourback) November 26, 2013
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Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) June 10, 2014
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If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 15, 2014
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Musicals are so stupid and unrealistic! Anyway, back to superheroes and romantic comedies where the male lead gets the girl by stalking her
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) December 7, 2014
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