Ruin My Week
11.
An acquaintance referred to a food truck as a restaurant bus.
— David Wilson (@GigaClon) October 8, 2019
12.
My husband couldn’t think of the noun rancher, he said meat farmer. Which isn’t totally wrong.
— beckye (@beckye0520) October 8, 2019
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My friend was exhausted on vacation and couldn’t think of the words “lie down” or “horizontal”, and instead said she needed to get lateral.
— Back On My Boosh*t 👻 (@Amber815) October 7, 2019
14.
For a full day I couldn’t think of the word rhinoplasty and had to say Nose stuff, I now live in a cupboard and I’m not coming out.
— Dirtbag 🦍☠️ (@roversbob) October 7, 2019
15.
A friends’ little girl was just learning to talk. Wanting ice cubes she asked for water rocks.
— Witches Brew Noser (@brewnoser) October 8, 2019
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Amazing 🤣 I had a friend explain to me that her parents had some new “baby veals” on their farm 🐄
— Sarah Overton ☕ (@SarahTMT) October 8, 2019
17.
I forgot the Spanish for siesta so I said “napicito”
It still haunts me.— Rhiannon🇲🇽 (@_rhiannong) October 7, 2019
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I once forgot the word for hands and called them the “top feet”
— Megan Sherlock (@MegSherlock) October 8, 2019
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My husband once forgot the word “memory” and called it “visions of the past”. You’re in good company.
— Tina Sesselmann (@TinaSesselmann) October 8, 2019
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I called the aquarium the “fish museum” once and my partner won’t let it go
— G. T. Knight (@GT_Knight_) October 8, 2019
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Couldn’t think of “dishes” so I said I’m doing the food laundry
— vacation juice riley (@eldeeem) October 8, 2019
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I once forgot Keurig and called it a “ bean juice creator” my husband won’t let me live it down so I try to avoid him in the mornings when I make my coffee.
— bØnë§ (@5ft4Queenie) October 8, 2019
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When they first came out, I didn’t know what thumb drives were called. I still call them lipsticks and people almost always know what I’m talking about.
— Lincoln Paine (@LincolnPaine) October 8, 2019
Ok some of these newly-invented terms are more practical than others but we’re keeping “food appointment” thank you very much.
I think “food appointment” is brilliant and I’m only ever using that. (I once asked for an “iced hot chocolate” at Starbucks. The barista eyed me for a second and said “…sooooo chocolate milk?” “….huh. Yes. I apparently want chocolate milk, thanks.”
— Elizabeth D (@AChaoticCalm) October 8, 2019
Umm I only ever want people to ask me if I want to have food appointments with them from now until I die. We can have midday food appointments or night time food appointments. It’ll be like living in a weird future. I’m all in on this.
— Kristin Stahlman (@KristinStahlman) October 7, 2019
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