What’s that? Another hellish week of work, obligations, and everything else down the drain? Great work, you did it!
And we have a reward for you. We gathered up all the funniest dang tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and smacked ’em down in this list. It’s nothing really, no need to build a statue to us.
Now go ahead and scroll and laugh and let your worries melt away, but don’t forget to smash that next page button.
him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7
me: before rush hour, smart move
— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) January 20, 2020
one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.
emphasis on one time pic.twitter.com/N2nULbpNlA
— shosh (@shoshmcgosh) January 22, 2020
Nvm he texted back https://t.co/pWs0t1kBaV
— mika (@mikaIust) January 21, 2020
guys help me which perfume should i get?? im so confused pic.twitter.com/AdsMf6dQdD
— joy (@fakehesssa) January 22, 2020
can’t believe that as a child grease had me thinking that these ppl were teenagers pic.twitter.com/PIB4Oa2dk4
— elle ✰ sharon tate day (@sundayblondie) January 21, 2020
Coronavirus sounds like something you get having sex at a Jimmy Buffet concert.
— Lauren Vino (@LaurenVino) January 23, 2020
me phoning in an order for mozzarella sticks pic.twitter.com/bpYz9ysjOV
— lily ratbird (@ratbrd) January 21, 2020
villain: ok we’ve injected you with truth serum
Tony the Tiger: they’re fine
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) January 21, 2020
love hearing my laptop fan kick on. yes we are computing some wild shit together now. as a family
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) January 23, 2020
anyone’s boss when you invite them to happy hour pic.twitter.com/1rWUYp85tB
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) January 21, 2020