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What’s that? Another hellish week of work, obligations, and everything else down the drain? Great work, you did it!
And we have a reward for you. We gathered up all the funniest dang tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and smacked ’em down in this list. It’s nothing really, no need to build a statue to us.
Now go ahead and scroll and laugh and let your worries melt away, but don’t forget to smash that next page button.
Enjoy!
1.
when there’s no space in the overhead bin so I have to hold my coat for the whole flight #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/BW0LpQibj6
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) January 27, 2020
2.
ATTENTION harry styles FANS I accidentally bought love on tour tickets on the same day as my dads funeral they cost me $1,000. If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it’s going to be at the Community Life Center his name is maybe Leo I’ve never met him dm me
— (@adoreyouser) January 26, 2020
3.
me practicing how I’m going to ask my boyfriend to stick his balls in soy sauce to see if he can taste anything bc I read about it on twitter pic.twitter.com/A9g4U7MmHS
— ripple chocolate milk stan (@peachxredbull) January 22, 2020
4.
getting older is just exploring the limits of your lactose intolerance
— karen han (@karenyhan) January 30, 2020
5.
5 Stages of Girl Scout Cookie Season:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. 25 boxes of Samoas— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) January 29, 2020
6.
me trying to flirt in a loud bar: DO YOU THINK IT IS SAFE TO EAT LEFTOVERS AFTER 3 DAYS?
— JAY [ham] KAY (@NurseMurderer) January 29, 2020
7.
Using a large croissant as an airplane neck pillow
— Sarah J (@Trisarahjtops) January 25, 2020
8.
[phone rings]
Mom: Do you have five minutes for me?
Also Mom: pic.twitter.com/48eXBvjRJ4
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) January 27, 2020
9.
why worry about today when you can worry about the past present and future simultaneously like a nervous god
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 28, 2020
10.
Absolutely horrified at the thought of Zach Braff’s mother getting angry & calling him by his full name, Zachary Braffary
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 23, 2020