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What’s that? Another hellish week of work, obligations, and everything else down the drain? Great work, you did it!
And we have a reward for you. We gathered up all the funniest dang tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and smacked ’em down in this list. It’s nothing really, no need to build a statue to us.
Now go ahead and scroll and laugh and let your worries melt away, but don’t forget to smash that next page button.
Enjoy!
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My mans was trying to be romantic but I’m childish af so I used that snap filter that makes you look like a man 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pCFXPGUsbJ
— D Rose (@DamnDRoseTweets) February 5, 2020
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why does this stairwell have an ad for stairs in it pic.twitter.com/h7GFWyyUKN
— al (@local__celeb) February 5, 2020
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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.
— Sarah Sweeney (@heysarahsweeney) February 2, 2020
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I was just at starbucks on my lunch break and the guy in front of me in line asked the barista if they could crumble up 2 blueberry scones and blend them into his drink. not sure what his story is but i hope he finds peace
— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) February 5, 2020
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i just want to marry a man like my father (gay, obsessed with me)
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) February 7, 2020
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Friend: I need some advice
Me with olives on all of my fingers: You’ve come to the right place
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) February 2, 2020
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what if Greta Thunberg is in a kind of Ferris Bueller situation where she just wanted one day off school and it’s spiralled out of control
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 5, 2020
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my anxiety clinging to a new non-issue pic.twitter.com/pm4vVv16l1
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 3, 2020
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My 7 year old was tapping away on my Mac tonight and told me he was writing a book. I think you’ll agree it’s one hell of an opening. pic.twitter.com/2oboJEI3uh
— Catherine Isaac (@CatherineIsaac_) February 4, 2020