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11.
What’s it like living with a man you ask……??
The other night I asked Kyle to put the chili (I made it in the instapot) into the fridge because I was too tired to do it. He said he did.
I wake up the next morning TO THIS LMAO I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE!!!!! pic.twitter.com/SwjSQts8oI
— Cierra Wilder (@cierra___dw) February 2, 2020
12.
2020: Superbowl LIV
2021: Superbowl LAUGH
2022: Superbowl LOVE
— Kendall Pennington (@Kenny___Rose) February 3, 2020
13.
looking at my to do list from last week pic.twitter.com/YMHCtBDdEc
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) February 3, 2020
14.
I would like to transfer my consciousness to one (1) babybel cheese
— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) February 5, 2020
15.
[Cranking up the heat on my slow cooker]
Me: slow cook it faster
— That Pesky Prostitüt™ (@LittleMissAngr1) February 4, 2020
16.
Before you commit to a dog name, go outside at 6:30 AM with no bra on and see how it feels begging that name to poo.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) February 6, 2020
17.
I think about how my Gen X friends once had to order takeout by calling the place and I admire their bravery.
— feminist next door (@emrazz) February 2, 2020
18.
when editing, you can delete words 95% of the time. You don’t need em. Just delete your entire manuscript, turn off your laptop, walk outside & find a bog, let the peat reclaim you under its mossy blanket
— Hannah™️ (@hcohenpoet) February 3, 2020
19.
My 2 yo daughter watched the Super Bowl halftime show. She’s now a stripper and selling pictures of her feet online. She’s supporting the entire family and we’ve never been more proud.
— Lexi Brown, PhD (@lexilafleur) February 3, 2020
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