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11.
stranger at the library: can you watch my stuff?
me: pic.twitter.com/rfm3KkLTT2— (@yungsids) February 12, 2020
12.
when a boomer says college used to cost $134 pic.twitter.com/lAKKh6IPTe
— ziwe (@ziwe) February 10, 2020
13.
Sex is like pizza: if you’re having it at Domino’s, it’s time to re-examine the choices you’ve made that led you here
— Erin three batter minimum Ryan (@morninggloria) February 13, 2020
14.
Cashier: Condoms and wine huh?
Me: Hahaha, yeah, baby. You know how it is.
C: …
M: …
C: You’re going to make water balloons and drink alone, aren’t you?
M: Just ring it up I’m not on trial here
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) February 12, 2020
15.
every time I remember to floss I reward myself with another 3-4 months of not flossing
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 13, 2020
16.
my friends: come out with us later
me: no sorry i’m busy tonight
also me, later that night: pic.twitter.com/Y3DmL2DJ8o
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) February 14, 2020
17.
me after catching the feelings i was trying to run away from pic.twitter.com/pG4wdLKEK0
— (@RicaPenWrites_) February 10, 2020
18.
This lady on facebook said her coworker had to have a conference with her sons teacher because of a note he wrote. Y’all. Please read the note. pic.twitter.com/oksT80EwKv
— Kennedy ✨ (@HelloKennedi) February 13, 2020
19.
MISS THING SNAPPED pic.twitter.com/r4Sn7CvrIi
— mic (@sliccmic) February 14, 2020
20.
Me at 13 when my parents said I couldn’t get another Donnie Darko poster: pic.twitter.com/PnfyiNdDfZ
— Alise Morales (@AliseNavidad) February 11, 2020