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11.
Give me a purse so enormous that I can rummage for something, sigh, and climb inside the bag, and then you hear a ding and elevator doors opening.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) February 20, 2020
12.
my mom wouldn’t let me watch rugrats bc angelica “gave me an attitude”
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) February 18, 2020
13.
Interviewer: “Your resume says you’ve done voiceover work?”
Me: “My call was recorded for quality assurance purposes.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) February 19, 2020
14.
So my brother got pulled over and his girlfriend thought he was lying y’all look at this 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/FCSQfK5b8C
— Ariel🧜🏽♀️ (@Kamkaam_) February 21, 2020
15.
why did teachers always put ur name on the board when u laughed or talked in class ?? lmao free clout ??
— 🌊 (@tdotwania) February 19, 2020
16.
someone said this is the two ends of the lesbian fashion spectrum and i can’t stop thinking about it pic.twitter.com/bqVGnrpZCr
— alia (@rosamvndpikes) February 19, 2020
17.
*hits blunt* bro why did Jack White let us think he was fucking his sister for so long
— muna mire (@Muna_Mire) February 21, 2020
18.
The Thong Song did not have to be that fucking dramatic
— 🍋 (be kind to each other) (@Ritawhoras) February 19, 2020
19.
Dracula has a tiny bat hanging in the back of his throat instead of a uvula.
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) February 20, 2020
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