Every February, Girl Scouts haunt every street corner, pushing their special cookies on unwary passersby. Some people are all too delighted to binge-eat boxes of Thin Mints and coconut caramel Samoas, others have their will slowly eroded until they find themselves forking over money to a child in exchange for sugar. It’s a moment where you really have to look at yourself, which leads to a lot of very funny observations. Thank goodness for Twitter, where people can channel that energy into good jokes.
Here are all the best and funniest Girl Scout Cookie tweets, otherwise known as the end of dieting season. Merry Cookies, to all!
A girl outside my local store was shouting: BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, I WANT TO GO HOME.
And I bought a box of Tagalogs purely because I have never respected anyone more.
— Ceann (@TheRetroBandito) February 16, 2020
if i ever have a daughter just know i’m promoting her girl scout cookies on here like crazy. we’re taking that money and going straight to disney world
— James (@CaucasianJames) February 12, 2020
If you didn’t eat the whole box in one sitting were they even Girl Scout cookies?
— Jester D (@JustMeTurtle) February 12, 2020
“Hi would you like to buy Girl Scout cookies?”
Who did your parents vote for? pic.twitter.com/WBdHkFk7Mb
— (@babajush) February 13, 2020
just purchased $30 of girl scout cookies which makes me $30 richer since girl scout cookie™️ is the only currency I believe in
— Garrett (@SilentGarrett) February 12, 2020
lawyers who make 6 times as much as i do love pressuring me into buying girl scout cookies for their precocious little kids who will also one day make 6 times as much as i do
— lauren l. walker (@LLW902) February 14, 2020
The absolute worst part about being laid off is that I dont have several people asking if I want to buy girl scout cookies from their daughters troop.
I want to support the girl scouts while stuffing my face with thin mints damnit!
— Julia Lepetit (@JuliaLepetit) February 13, 2020
Im getting me some (say in cookie monster voice) GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!
— Becca (@Hippie_of_Love) February 13, 2020
The rollout of Girl Scout cookies is exquisitely timed to the exact moment everyone gives up on their New Year’s resolutions
— Casey Newton (@CaseyNewton) February 15, 2020
Fuck you Girl Scout cookies … the serving size is one sleeve not 4 cookies!!!
— ™️ (@misguidedgent) February 18, 2020